Ethereal wuz super awesome and stole all of your cookies
but then, the mighty andromedan overlord Amiparu swooped in and snatched the cookies!
And then, Ethereal turned out to be the dragonborn and Fus Ro Dah-ed all the cookies back into her quadruple locked chest
thwpen, the mighty someoneyoudontknow banned ethereal for 5 mins.
then, the five minutes was up and Ethereal came back to life.
Then cubbs ate Ethereal.
Then cubbs pooped and out came Ethereal 2.0